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Poll Question: How should the apocalypse wipe out Nickelback !

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This poll was automatically locked on Jun 4, 2012, 11:55pm.

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Nuclear warhead lands at their concert?

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Asteroid strikes them at one of their concerts?

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The worst plague ever is spread to them?

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Super Volcano erupts under their concert?

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Solar flare hits their tour bus with them in it?

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Earths poles reverse and Nickelback fall off Earth

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Tornado throws them into chicken fat factory?

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Satan appears and drags em to hell.

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Total Votes: 2
Total Voters: 2

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Topic: Nickelback? (Read 382 times)

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Nickelback?
« Thread Started on Mar 6, 2012, 11:55pm »

Have fun with the worlds worst band!

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Re: Nickelback?
« Reply #1 on Mar 7, 2012, 1:57am »

Almost every one of those ways for Nickelback to end is pretty metal. Especially the last one with Satan dragging them down to Hell.

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Re: Nickelback?
« Reply #2 on Mar 7, 2012, 10:16am »

I am rather fond of Nickleback although I do have quite cheesy tastes.

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Re: Nickelback?
« Reply #3 on Mar 9, 2012, 5:29am »

Oh my, how I hate nickelback. I hate their simplistic lyrics, I hate how they think they are rock & roll, I hate how pussy they are when a few concert-goers get a bit rowdy...

I can accept cheesy tastes but I don't think I'll ever be able to accept nickleback.

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Re: Nickelback?
« Reply #4 on Mar 16, 2012, 9:28am »

This thread is not what i expected. I wanted to see some more Nickelback slating.

The worst thing is that in their early days they weren't too bad.

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Re: Nickelback?
« Reply #5 on Mar 18, 2012, 9:01am »

Nickelback is one of the most brutal, technical death metal bands on the planet. Chad Kroeger was voted "#1 Best Metal Guitarist of All Time", 63 years in a row. Check out some of these quotes I found on the internet.

"Nickelback brings the nastiest pits in all of Canada. Their shows are superb, and you can guarantee at least one death in the audience, each time. What a rush!" -Denzel Washington

"The thing about the internet is that you can quote anything from anyone, and it will appear to be valid. But I sure do love Nickelback! I once almost broke my neck headbanging to their music. I was hospitalized for seven months, and it was worth it!" -Abraham Lincoln

"Fuck them. Fuck them and their stupid asses. They are all fucking clown shoes." -Alex Lifeson, guitarist of Rush

(This post may or may not be entirely true.)

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